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NFL Week 9 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Long Duk Dong
Sweet 16. Don’t you remember it? The pink dress, the grunge band or (DJ with backwards baseball cap), spiked punch, and feeling up your crush in a dark corner of the room. Ahhh, memories.
This week, the Saints celebrate a sweet 16 of a different kind: their new position in the NFL power rankings. The upgrade puts them in the middle of the pack and moving in the right direction. And now, the top 10.
WE’RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!
Not since “Frank the Tank” ran butt nekkid through the streets in Old School has a streak made this chick feel so darn giddy. The Saints have won 4 in a row people. They’re just a half game behind the division leader in the NFC South, with nothing but losing teams to pave their way to the playoffs. Go ahead and marinate on that for a minute…
River City Rematch
While the Chicks never wish harm upon players from other teams (well, almost never John Carney), we do admit to secretly doing a happy dance upon learning Jacksonville Jaguars QB David Garrard wouldn’t be suiting up on Sunday. Before his high ankle sprain, Garrard led Jacksonville to a 4-2 record thanks to his speedy mobility paired with a laser rocket arm. But against the Saints, he’ll be about as helpful as the lovely ladies on the sidelines holding pom-poms.
John Tucker Carney Must Die
Picture it: Atlanta, December 21, 2003. A lovely, prim and proper young lassie from the mean streets of New Orleans finds herself miles away from her homeland and thereby forced to watch her Saints from a sports bar. In those days, the common woman couldn’t afford the luxury of NFL Sunday Ticket and even if she could, her bitchy apartment complex managers wouldn’t let her put up a damn dish without putting down a security deposit like the money grubbing leeches they are…but we digress.
SCARY THOUGHTS FOR HALLOWEEN…
Patriots really could go 16-0…
Tom is Gisele’s Bitch….
Chad Makes Sense
Soulja Boy Dance Ain’t Just for Devin Hester Anymore
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