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Mother of Pump Fakes, Pray for Us…
On the road home to New Orleans after an LSU game back in college, I can remember my friends and I playing a weird game of “Which Would You Rather.” There were sophisticated options like “A guy with a teeny weeny peeny who could go all night” versus “A well hung minute man.” There were also dilemmas of a more disgusting variety like “Having your dad walk in on you while you’re getting out of the shower” or “Walking into the house to find your parents gettin’ it on.” The closer we got to the Orleans Parish Line, the more difficult and disturbing the choices. Fast forward several years later, just when I thought the game was over, I got this news…”This Sunday Saints Will Choose Between Cornerbacks Fred Thomas and Jason David.” To quote Dough Boy from Boyz in the Hood, “It just goes on and on you know…”















