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NFL Week 15 Power Rankings: Brought to you by “The Curse of the Golden Blonde Bush”
Admit it, by the third time the cameras took a shot of Jessica Simpson in the luxury box during Sunday’s Eagles-Cowboys game, you were about ready to vomit. The first time was okay. It was kind of like seeing a teacher on the weekends in her gym clothes: a little jarring, but okay. After a while, it got downright obnoxious. I kept thinking, “the more they show her, the more I want the Cowboys to lose.” And wouldn’t you know it, Tony Romo ended up having one of his worst days of the season. Kind of like last year, when then girlfriend Carrie Underwood came to watch him play, only to see her man stink up the place with errant passes and bad decisions. This bizarre coincidence sounds like the makings for a new Harry Potter-esque book series: “Tony Romo and the Curse of Getting Laid.“Here’s hoping Jessica makes her presence felt all through the playoffs.
The NFL Week 13 Power Rankings: Brought to you by Rerun
As we reflect on the past weekend of NFL games, we can’t help but wonder: “What’s happening now?” Refs are helping the Pats stay undefeated (yeah, we said it), the Saints are going out of their way to help teams beat them, and the Giants still haven’t officially committed to their annual late-season choke. If only we could go back to the simpler days when a good ole “pop and lock” by a fat kid named Rerun was all it took to make us smile.
Hit it and Quit it Tuesdays
Hit it!
Mike McKenzie. Thank you for stepping up when it mattered most even though it ended up not mattering in the end.
Quit it!
Sean. Do I really need to say more?
Hit it!
Drew “ever the optimist” Brees, for still believing this team has a shot at the playoffs.
Quit it!
Drew “ever the optimist” Brees, for still believing this team has a shot at the playoffs.
Hit it!
Olindo Mare for not missing a field goal this Sunday. (Although, to be fair, he didn’t have a field goal attempt this Sunday either.)
Introducing: Indy Chick
As far as Nola Chick’s concerned, the biggest game of the day takes place at Noon in the Superdome when the Jags take on the Saints. But for some odd reason, the media and millions of sports fans everywhere have their panties in a bunch over a game featuring two undefeated teams with stellar offenses. It’s the classic battle of good versus evil: the Pats versus the Colts.
Among the throngs anxiously counting down to what’s been not so cleverly dubbed “Super Bowl 41 1/2″ is a little someone we call “Indy Chick.” She’s got a lot on her mind today and she turned to us to let it all out. Indy Chick, the floor is yours….
Week 8 Power Rankings: Brought to you by the Serial Streaker…
The NFL Week 8 Power Rankings are out and we couldn’t be more bored by the top 10. The only thing that really matters is that the Saints have moved up from 26 to 19! Yay!
What, you want more? Oh fine. Here’s your damn top 10.
1.) Patriots- Unstoppable…blah blah blah…running up score…blah, blah blah…classless…blah blah blah…16-0…blah blah blah
2.) Colts- Here are your orders: DESTROY THEM!
3.) Cowboys-Romo BEFORE $67 million contract= Tool
Romo AFTER $67 million contract= “How you doin’….”
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