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NFL Bag Ban: Created by a D-Bag?

June 17, 2013 By Nola Chick Leave a Comment
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Remember that time a woman snuck a hand grenade hidden inside her Kate Spade purse into an NFL game? Or the time that mom managed to get a machete into a stadium by hiding it in her toddler's diaper bag? Oh wait a minute, those things never happened. Which begs the question: why is the NFL banning women from bringing their purses to games? This ridiculously unnecessary rule change is supposed to be under the guise of "safety" and "line efficiency". To be fair, the rule also applies to backpacks, coolers, computer bags and briefcases. (But who the hell brings a briefcase to a football game??) The NFL insists that if it doesn't have to do bag checks, the line will move faster and there … [Read more...]

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Who Will Replace Faith Hill on SNF?

April 15, 2013 By Nola Chick Leave a Comment
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Just when we'd all gotten a little addicted to that Faith Hill song that sets the mood for Sunday Night Football, Faith is kicking us to the curb. The country star tweeted that she and NBC are partying ways and she will no longer sing the pregame hype music "Waiting All Day." The song used to annoy me a little but know I must admit, I'm gonna miss her. The question is, who will fill Hill's fabulous high-heeled shoes? Here are a few of our best guesses. Kelly Clarkson She's an All-American girl with a powerful set of pipes and tons of 'tude. She's also a big football fan. The Texas native has never been shy about her love for the Cowboys. Jessica Simpson Assuming she … [Read more...]

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Your Net Worth=More Than Terrell Owens

March 5, 2013 By Nola Chick Leave a Comment
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When Terrell Owens decided to play for an Indoor Football League, we knew he must be in pretty bad financial shape. But apparently, it's even worse than imagined. The man who was once an All-Pro receiver and earned more than $60 million during his NFL career, now owes the IRS more than $400,000 in back taxes. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't have an estimated net worth of zero dollars and zero cents. Yep, my dog and Terrell Owens have the same nest egg. Here's what TMZ dug up on the fallen star's latest financial woes. … [Read more...]

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Cowboys Fan Names Baby After RGIII

February 28, 2013 By Nola Chick Leave a Comment
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Tip of the day: If you make a bet involving the fate of your unborn child, be 100% sure you can win it. That advice is too little too late for Marissa Pena, a pregnant Cowboys fan. After losing a bet she made with her boyfriend, a diehard Washington Redskins fan, she'll now be forced to give her child the same name as her sworn enemy, Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III. Here's how it all played out, via Off the Bench. … [Read more...]

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The Curse of Jerry Jones

January 10, 2013 By cowboyschick Leave a Comment
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I am the universe. And I hate Jerry Jones.  Reason not important.  Shady business practices?  I don't know.  Fight over a girl?  Maybe.  It doesn't matter.  I just hate him.  And, I'm the universe so accept it.  That's just how it is. Now that JJ is home licking his wounds, wondering what happened to his season, his team, my work is done here for a few months. [Universe puts feet up] My tactics, you ask?  Oh, they're multifaceted but still, really rather simple, I would say. a) Injuries. I love to break a few bones.  Sprains too.  Sprains are my specialty.  Anyway, I practically wiped out the defense.  [Universe starts flicking down the chess pieces on the board in … [Read more...]

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