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Why Tim Tebow would make the PERFECT Dallas Cowboy
Ok, before I get started I just wanted to say to Tony Romo and Romo fans like myself, I love Tony don’t get me wrong but, wouldn’t Tim Tebow make the perfect Dallas Cowboy?
I mean seriously, Tebow being a Cowboy would fit him to a T.
*First of all, he would make a good back-up quarterback- The Cowboys need a decent back-up. As we have seen over the years, when Tony leaves the game, we are in trouble. Also, he can learn behind a Pro-Baller and he’d be perfect for the Wild Cat, Wild Hog, whatever the hell they are calling it these days.
Madame CowboyChick’s Palm Reading
Come in! Yes, we’re open! We were closed for a few days. In mourning. You understand.
Yes, come forward, old man. Your name? Brett? How do you say that last name? Farvererer? Ugh, I’ll just call you Brett F. Sit there, old man. Right hand, please. Ok, let’s see. Hmmm, yes, ah, your career line, it’s very prominent. You’ve had much success, yes? Hmm, well, this is strange. Oh very strange. I’ve never seen anything like this before. Your career line seems to swerve in many different directions. What could that mean? Have you had drastic changes in your career? Had to make a few decisions? Hmm, well, all I can say is your decisions have upset the apple cart. Your decisions were very poor, old man. You did not choose well. Things are NOT as they should be BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
2009 Wildcard Weekend Recap
Stud of the week: no stud of the week this week. But I am going to nominate a Stud of the Year: Donovan McNabb. McNabb has not had an easy tenure in Philly. Just to refresh your memory: booed by idiots who wanted Ricky Williams on draft day, he was pressed into service as a starter mid-way through his rookie year.
In his first year as a full-time starter, 2000, he led us into the NFC Wildcard. 2001 resulted in our first of 4 back-to-back trips to the NFC Championship Game. In 2002, he famously threw for 4 TDs on a broken leg. He missed 6 games, but came back for the playoffs and another NFC Championship Game appearance.
DeSean Jackson, that was stupid. Very, very stupid.
Well, the priest (a lovely man) just left our house. The exorcism worked!!! I was so happy I sent him home with an extra tray of lasagna. Feeling very generous these days. You understand.
Now, it’s time to get down to some dirty work. The doorbell just rang. It’s obviously DeSean Jackson. I’m going to make him take his shoes off – we don’t do that around here but he doesn’t know that and this will be a one time visit only.
2009 Wildcard Weekend Preview
I think this is the first time in NFL history that the first weekend of the playoffs will feature 3 repeat matchups from the last weekend of the regular season. I’m not sure what that means, but there you have it.
Eagles/Cowboys – Well, there’s been the usual Philly sports media tempest in a teapot about McNabb’s recent comments. What did he say that was so horrible? Quoting Philly.com:
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