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Thy name is "2012 Eagles." Eagles v. Panthers, Monday, November 26, 2012 Stud of the week: Bryce Brown. Yes, he had two fumbles. But he also scored the Birds only two TDs and broke the rookie rushing record. Hey, the pickin's are pretty slim these days, y'all. I was out last night, as was Chef Spouse. So, with neither of us knowing exactly when we'd get home, we set the game to record. I got in the door just as the game was starting. You know how, when it's two teams that aren't very good and aren't even in your conference, like maybe Jaguars versus Chiefs, but you think "Yeah, but it's Monday Night Football. Last game of the week. What else am I going to watch?" That. Was … [Read more...]

Stick a Fork in ‘Em

Riley Cooper

Eagles at Redskins, Sunday, November 18, 2012 That was so bad I seriously don't even know what to write. On the upside, we had a great weekend. Chef Spouse's best friend Steelers Transplant and his new fiancee were in town, and we went out for a really nice dinner Saturday night and then spent all day Sunday hanging out cooking, talking, laughing and drinking champagne to celebrate the engagement. The best part? Excellent distraction from the game. The best part of the game? Uh....when it ended? Both teams needed this game. Only one team seemed aware of the fact. And if you're wondering, it wasn't the Birds. Nick Foles looked OK when he wasn't throwing it or fumbling … [Read more...]

2012 Week 11 Picks

This week, the Eagles travel to DC (well, actually, Largo, MD) to take on the Redskins. As many of you know, I'm a DC resident, and I can't even count how many tickets I've been offered to this game. Some for free. Good seats, too. Steelers Transplant and his new fiancee are due in town this weekend, otherwise I'd have been tempted to take some of them. Clearly Redskins fans are equally as depressed about their team's chances as Eagles fans. The Eagles really should be able to win this game. The teams are running pretty even offensively, but even with their lack of sacks, the Eagles D is performing better. Or at least it was better until they fired the former O-line coach who was … [Read more...]

Saints vs. Eagles Recap: Gumbo’s Revenge

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They say every dog has it's day. For Gumbo, the lovable St. Bernard who serves as the New Orleans Saints' mascot, it came last night on a national stage against a quarterback he's probably had a "bone" to pick with for years. Michael Vick got sacked 7 times by the Saints' last ranked defense and he threw an interception that led to the Saints first score of the game. As far as Gumbo's concerned, Vick had it coming. It's hard to know whether the outcome of the Eagles game proves how good the Saints' defense can be or how bad the Eagles' offensive line really is. Given the number of yards the Eagles were able to rack up on the ground, I'm leaning toward the latter. But it was promising … [Read more...]

Chick Chow: Bayou Braised Dat-Wurst With Peppers

Steve Gleason

Oh, this 2-5 season has me so down in the dumps, I hardly know what to do with myself. There are times that I am so angry with the Saints that I want to write each one from our coaches to players and ball boys and ask them why they are doing this to me. What have I done in my past life that is (or was) so horrid that I’ve befallen this less-than-500 fate? This doesn’t even take into account that those nasty stinking pigeons from Atlanta are undefeated. When I think of that, my head starts to implode and I search for my smelling salts. One way that I’ve dealt with my recent entry into this new realm of utter depression and ammonium- sniffing is to throw my attention and effort elsewhere--to … [Read more...]