The Super Bowl Is More Important Than…

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...apparently a whole mess of stuff, according to the average American. And I thought it was just me and my fellow chicks who suffered from an odd, unhealthy obsession with the game. But nope, it turns out the rest of you are a bunch of weirdos, too! Hooray!! According to a survey run by CouponCabin.com (I know, I know...but just hear me out), 20% of people said they would miss a loved one's funeral if their favorite team was in the game. (Say what?!!!) 21% would miss an important work responsibility and 20 percent would miss the wedding of a close friend. (If someone cares so little about the Super Bowl that they would plan their wedding on game day, are they really worth being friends … [Read more...]

Saints vs Jaguars: Not On My Watch

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On October 1, 2011, the Jacksonville Jaguars were 8-0 against the NFC South. Then came October 2, 2011... The New Orleans Saints rolled into Jacksonville being heavily favored to win against one of the sorriest teams in the league. Those are the games that scare me most. It's not because the Saints don't have what it takes to win. I know what my team is capable of. What frightens me is that I'm never sure what road they'll have me travel as a fan whilst I watch them play to the level of their sorry ass opponent. Early on in the game, with the Saints opening up a 14-0 can of whip-ass on Florida's least popular team (Sorry, Mike!)*, I felt like we'd be getting the "unofficial bye … [Read more...]

NFL Players Thank Fans for Their Lockout Support

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Before the lockout ended, many fans made it clear that they had the players' backs, even it meant putting the season in jeopardy. Apparently all that loyalty didn't go unnoticed. A "Who's Who" of B and C-listers around the league teamed up to tape a heartfelt thank you for all of our support. (Sure the video starts with a household name like Jason Witten, but once it rolls around to Coy Wire, you'll know what I'm talkin' about...) … [Read more...]

Top 10 Moments of the Top 10 Draft Picks

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It kicked off with the fans sticking it to NFL Commissioner from Roger Goodell. LOL! Then came the real drama...we finally got to see what Cam Newton would be wearing. Oh..and where he'd be drafted too. Let's get it! 1. Quarterback Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers Could this dude get any more smoking hot? With a new multi-millon dollar contract from the Panthers headed his way, it turns out that yes, yes he can. Did you see him all cute and comfortable with his sexuality sporting a pink tie? Plus, he's got the kind of smile that I'm guessing has made many an Auburn young lady's thong melt right off. 2. Linebacker Von Miller, Denver Broncos Few things are more adorable than a … [Read more...]

Uhhh Junior Seau…What Happened?

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Any time the words "drove off a cliff" are associated with one of your favorite football players of all time, you know it's shaping up to be a crappy day. Something terrible has happened to ex-Chargers linebacker Junior Seau, a man I've long considered a shoe-in for the Hall of Fame. According to Reuters, An emergency crew found the 12-time Pro Bowler on the beach (in Southern California) below the cliff and he was transported to a hospital where he was treated for minor injuries. And just when you thought the whole "cliff" thing was the most disturbing part about this story, check this out. Seau had apparently been arrested on a domestic violence charge earlier in the day. He's accused … [Read more...]