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I’m Too Sexy For My Team
Hey Ladies,
Tom Brady here. Last night I took a break from my day job (knocking up supermodels) to play a little football. In case you missed the game, I’ll give you a quick recap of how much my team sucks, in spite of me and my good looks throws.
I’m not sure you heard Cris Collingsworthless mention it 90 times, but I’m awesome. I was dominating the first half of the game, with a little help from my bro R-Moss. I haven’t gone to much-needed professional counseling yet, so once again, I set out to prove that the 6th round draft pick was better than Mr. 1st round Commercial-monger Manning. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do advertising too. But I prefer modeling because it doesn’t require a personality and enables me to meet women who are good-looking enough to marry have my babies.
Sometimes A Picture Really is Worth a Thousand Words
This photo creation sums up all I have to say about Sunday night’s primetime match-up between the Colts
and the Patriots. As a Bears fan, I dislike both teams. I think one of their QB’s is a bit of a mediawhore and the other one is a creepy Lurchesque babydaddy*. Fortunately for the Colts, my dislike for the Patriots far outweighs my minor misgivings about Peyton Manning’s commerical whoring tactics.
Needless to say, I’ll be cheering for the Colts tommorrow.
*A special shout out to Mother Hen for the creative inspiration that made this post possible
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