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Top 10 Ways to Get Malcolm Jenkins to Sign
10. Remind him that every missed training camp day is a missed opportunity to show Jason David how it’s done.
9. Write the contract on a naked dancer from the world famous Rick’s Cabaret.
8. Guilt him with the phrase “No one likes a Jamarcus.” 
7. Secretly replace his Gatorade with a Tropical Isle Hand Grenade before negotiations begin.
6. Promise him one of Reggie’s “lady” leftovers.
5. Threaten a lawsuit for reneging on the Saints’ bailout plan.
4. Offer him his own VH1 reality show. Same great taste as T.O.’s…but less douchey.
NFL Fan Rules: The More You Know
This is what happens when you’ve got too much time on your hands during the off-season. You start finding things on NFL websites that you ordinarily wouldn’t have time to read, much less make fun of.
Today’s discovery; NFL fan behavior rules. We read them carefully, giggled aloud, and determined we’ve been some very naughty girls. And it turns out, we’re not alone.















