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Oh, The Season Doesn’t Matter Anymore? Okay, Now We Can Play Well
I’ve been MIA for awhile during the holidays, but fear not, I have returned. And so, apparently, have my beloved Bears. I don’t know what I’m more excited about: the fact that we won two games in a row, the fact that the Vikings lost, or the fact that we actually looked like a good team during our last two (meaningless) games of the season.
During the past two games, I found myself transfixed on the television screen, my thoughts drifting around a common theme: What is happening, and why is it happening now? The Bears went from hideously bad to gloriously good in the time span of about a week.
That’s It. The Bears Are On The Naughty List.
It was a blessing in disguise that I spent last week in Philidelphia, where the local networks opted to air the mildly interesting Eagles/49ers game instead of the pathetic and boring Bears/Ravens game. I can’t imagine why the East Coast isn’t interested in watching the glorious football organization known as the Chicago Bears. Oh wait, yes I can. We are embarassingly awful. That’s why!
All I Want For Christmas Is A New Head Coach
The Chicago Bears’ Lovie Smith is none of the above. Yesterday’s game against the Green Bay Packers was an absolute embarassment to our establishment. Our quarterback and recievers have talent–but the coaching staff don’t know what to do with it.
Lovie Contemplates What It Might Be Like To Win A Game
We Won. No One Cares.
Yesterday’s win was about as exciting as watching my cat take her Sunday afternoon nap. The Rams, much like the Browns, are bad enough to make us look good. If we were a good team, we’d have beaten them 35-0. But since we’re not, we’ll have to settle for our 17-9 victory. Wow. We really know how to dominate those teams who have ONE win all season.
The Viking Who Stole Christmas
Thanks to Brett Favre and his inability to make retirement decisions and stick to them, th
ere will be no Christmas this year for Bears fans around the world. But look at the bright side, the four people out there who wear Wrangler jeans will be happy to see that their favorite spokesperson is still trucking along.
All things considered, Sunday’s game wasn’t that awful. The Bears defense was strong, especially in the first half. We had the Vikes beloved Adrian Peterson droppin’ the ball like it’s hot, and of course we recovered those fumbles. The problem is, we didn’t convert those turnovers into points.
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