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What Defenses Say When They See “The Deuce” Coming
10. “Hmmm…something tells me I’m gonna need an oxygen tank.”
9. “I wanna hate him…but he’s just so darn cute!”
8. “Weee!!! It’s so much fun when he picks us up and carries us around!”
7. “Is it too late to be listed on IR?”
6. “Any chance coach will let me play offense for the rest of the game?”
5. “Damn…what the hell was he like when he had two good knees?”
4. “I wish Heidi Klum were here to ‘auf’ me…”
Unbreakable
Remember holding your breath when Deuce McAllister went down in that Monday Night game last season after landing awkwardly on his knee? Go ahead and let it out. Despite fears that a second torn ACL would mark the end of Deuce’s career (or at least his last days with the team), he’s apparently reached a deal to stay with the Saints at least one more year. That’s the kind of news that‘ll force a smile to your face, even if it is tax day.
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