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Hotter: Jeremy Shockey’s Short Hair vs Drew Brees’ Long Hair

Advantage: Brees. The long hair has him playing like an MVP while Shockey’s short cut has him nursin’ his groin.
Worst Week Ever: Pacman Jones’ Indefinite Suspension vs Losing 91-0 like the Estero High School Football Team


Advantage: Gotta be Pacman. The Estero kids still have time to redeem their reputations.
Best Week Ever: Roy Williams Heads to D-Town vs Evander Holyfield’s Baby Mama Who Might Finally Get Her Child Support


Advantage: Roy. Cause we all know Evander’s gotta pay the bill collectors first.
More Chick Clicks…
The Kiggie Bunch?
If the mere notion of a Reggie Bush/Kim Kardashian union makes you want to slice out your spleen, I can only imagine what body parts you’ll attack when you hear this: Kim Kardashian wants to have SIX mutha *bleep*in’ babies with that man!
I was floored when I discovered that a) she could count all the way up to six and b) we could one day see her stomach sticking out as far as her ass does.
Something Blue and Something Green for a Saint’s New Bride
Congrats to Will Smith and his brand new bride! Smith got married to his supermodel looking long time girlfriend at the Ritz Carlton over the weekend. That’s just 10 days after he said, “I do” to a 6-year, $70 million contract with the Saints. The happy couple will reportedly spend their honeymoon using $100 bills to t.p. Jason David’s home.
















