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Yeah…that’s Hollis Thomas decked out in the hottest SpongeBob gear. (Somewhere Tim Gunn is shedding one sorrowful soldier’s tear.) Apparently Thomas’ passion for porous goes well beyond disturbing fashion statements. According to a tipster at Baller Alert, Hollis lives, eats, sleeps, and breathes all things Bikini Bottom…which oddly enough is even kinkier than it sounds.

“This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets,rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!!…You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebobgame on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.”  Read more...