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Hit It and Quit It Tuesdays
Hit it!
The Saints’ brand new kicker Garrett Hartley went 2/2 on field goals against Atlanta. Yay…
Quit it!
Um…did Deuce McAllister tell a bad “yo momma” joke to Rita Benson’s kids? Did he lay a finger on Sean Payton’s Butterfinger? I’m just trying to figure out why he barely touched the ball on Sunday. There’s gotta be some logical explanation…right? I’m over begging for the chance to let one of our most solid players play.
Hit it!
The new punter Glenn Pakulak didn’t look so bad either. (Yeah I know, I’m reaching…)
A Buffet of Crap
When your team looks as bad midseason against a division rival as the Saints looked Sunday in Atlanta, it’s hard to really pinpoint what’s at the root of their suckiness. Sure you could blame coach for not running the ball, or blame the defensive line for not getting any…ANY pressure on the rookie quarterback, or your offensive line for not giving its quarterback any…ANY time to throw the ball. Or…you could resist the urge to tie everything up in a nice, neat, rage-filled package and regurgitate to the Saints exactly what they served up to you: A buffet of crap.
Deuce-olution #26
“We the people of the Black and Gold Nation, in order to form a more perfect season, establish a running game, ensure a 3rd and 1 conversion, provide for the common D-Fence, promote general drunkeness, and secure the Blessings of Saint Reliable Cornerback, do ordain and establish this Deuce-olution for the remaining 2008 Saints season: Give Dulymus the damn ball!”
Chicks in the Huddle, hereby representing the fans of the New Orleans Saints football team, announce the Declaration of Deuce-olution #26. This Deuce-olution calls for an official “Deuce Out” beginning this Sunday, September 28th in the Superdome.
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