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Bush’s Stock Soars, Shockey’s Stock Plummets, and Payton Proposes a Bail Out
So far this season, the Saints have proven to be about as stable as my 401K account with Lehman Brothers. The latest butt-clenching news from the front office is that Jeremy Shockey will be out for the next 3-6 weeks with a hernia injury. (Hmmm…and now for some reason my groin hurts.) That means we’re now down our top wide receiver Marques Colston and our top tight end. The good news is, it’s not too late for a bail out…Congress style!
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It seems those cheery old chaps in London are going ga-ga for tickets to the Saints-Chargers game at Wembley Stadium. Last week, 15,000 tickets sold in just 30 minutes. That’s even more insane than the 40,000 tickets that sold in 90 minutes last month.
The Saints and the Chargers face off in London on October 26th. Anybody else still plotting on a way to get to the game like me?
Jeremy Shockey Will Be a Saint (Cuz The BBQ Man Tells Us So…)
Can you possibly imagine how low it feels to get your football scoop from a website with an ad for “peppered beef jerky” on the home page? It’s low people; lower than low. Still, scoop is scoop, and we’re bound by the laws of Sainthood to share it. Of course, since we can’t substantiate said scoop, we’ll have to relay the message “7th grade style.”
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